I’ve stumbled upon a collection of infinitely large honeycombs, as pictured below. Each honeycomb has at most one source cell (X), from which the honey flows down the honeycomb. While I cannot look into the honeycomb, I have fortunately have a machine to check for honey. The machine chooses a random cell (with uniform probability) and simply checks whether the cell contains honey. Assuming one-third of honeycombs contain honey, what are the answers to the following questions?

I got tired of answering text messages, so I let my fish do it! They've managed to pick up on internet slang pretty quickly, and have now created many of their own (unfortunately, no one understands my texts now). Can you understand what they are saying? The answer to this puzzle is a word. GELNDJJ_1212... (and 54 or 61 more) HDTTPHH_EDHDTTPHH_EIIIIIIIIII... (and infinitely more) _S_MCWMGRHLDAGZ... (and 48 more) WAJMMAJBHTPTFPBLJ_... (and 29 more) (and 255 before) ...LP_PPJPJ

Someone left this strange note at my door. Can you figure out what they mean? The answer to this puzzle is a title. The gry quichete...